- To
- All staff
- From
- Facilities (acting)
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- Unplanned headcount reduction
- Status
- In development
Staff Infection
An arcade idle game about corporate culture. Something is working its way up the building floor by floor, and everyone it reaches falls in behind it. HR was notified at 9:15. HR has since been collected.
Key deliverables
- Acquire talent
Walk near an employee and they join your organisation. Physically. On your back.
- Automate the workforce
Hire minions to do the collecting while you focus on strategic priorities. Or lunch.
- Survive the performance review
Every department has a head, and the head has notes. None of them go quietly.
Departmental status
| Department | Observed behaviour | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Sales | Fastest on the floor. Bolting first has not helped them. | Acquisition pending |
| Legal | Slow and heavy. Worth the paperwork. | Acquisition pending |
| IT | Has not looked up from the ticket queue. May not have noticed. | Acquisition pending |
| Executive floor | Access restricted. For now. | Secure |
Timeline
Staff Infection is in development for Android, iOS, and the web. There is no release date, and anyone who gives you one is guessing. It ships when it ships, per standard practice. Join the list above and you hear about it before the general public, which is a perk.